March 3rd, 2008
Even Pandas Suffer From Impotence
They’re cute and cuddly but sadly they can’t get it up! Yes, Virginia, even pandas suffer from impotence and nothing it seems can help these furry animals mate. Not even Viagra!
This was reported by Chinese officials who said that the creature’s innate modesty may prove to be its undoing. Authorities are alarmed that the shy pandas may soon be extinct unless they have sex soon.
For years, scientists have struggled to boost the dwindling panda population that now numbers less than a thousand. Poaching and loss of habitat have greatly reduced the number of pandas worldwide. The few that inhabit China face extinction due to their celibate nature.