February 2nd, 2008
Old Blue, Willie And Their Rotten Gaggle
Old Blue was Great Grandma’s nephew. His true name was Bluford Howard. Really… his name was Bluford. And everybody in the town knew him as Old Blue.
Old Blue was 6′5″ and was a big man; so big that his eight children could fit inside his denim blue overalls at the same time. He had a tiny little wisp of a wife named Willie who was as small as Blue was large. How Willie was able to have eight of his children I’ll never know.